Your IT GUY (ONE DEPARTMENT, ONE MAN)
“That computer making noise? We’ll come thump it. Your file host manager doo-hickey off-putting too much smoke? We’ll come thump it. Your phasers stuck on stun? We’ll come thump them. We’re your one department, one man team of
geeksincredibly educated and well practiced professionals ready to support all of your Information Technology needs.”
(Seriously though, we, nor you should ever hit your technology.
We do not condone “percussive maintenance”. It’s a thing, Google it.)